[i can tell that you did this and i appreciate it with all my soul......also this tag was so anime it tried to naruto run out of my inbox ftr
But anyway, not everyone can have anime powers compounded on anime powers. Some people are fortunate in this way, sure--like Baren, apparently--and then there are people like Aizawa, who are very tired and very done with these proceedings, and don't actually have a lot more to their name than a mummy scarf looped over one shoulder, a Very Normal Sword, and cowboy clothing.
Somehow the hat has still been staying on his head. That's probably not going to last much longer.
Aizawa's been picking his way through the city streets, trying to keep to the corners and buildings as opposed to straying too far out in the open, because unlike some people he's less than interested in drawing a hoard of monsters to himself. He'd been doing a very good job of it, too, or...so Aizawa had thought, anyway, until he'd rounded a corner and the veritable pack of Beowolf were on the other side. Swarming around. Chasing a...oh, he remembers this thing, the tanuki--and is that Baren, riding on a wolf back there??
He's shouting. Ah. It sure is.
Honestly the smart thing to do would probably be to turn around and leave immediately, but that would also mean leaving Baren behind. And even if Baren seems to be...having the time of his life??? That's still...something that Aizawa probably shouldn't do, at least until he can confirm that Baren's actually going to be okay over here. It's...sort of difficult to say right now....
But making any headway down this street on foot is pretty much impossible, what with. All the Beowolf, and such. Tanuki-san's right here nearby, at least, so...? Alright, no, you know what. Maybe he will. Maybe he'll climb Tanuki-san after all, because he's done weirder things in the last month at this point. So he's attempting that now, anyway, though in the process he still finds time to shout back--]
That's not my name! [Aizawa has gained like three different nicknames this month already, must he accumulate more...he refuses....] What--do I even want to ask what you're trying to do, here?! [BAREN THIS IS AN ENTIRE PACK OF BEOWOLF DO YOU LIKE...REALIZE THAT.....]
Climbing on Tanuki-san is easy though, he even gets a helpful little nudge from Tanuki's snout to help him climb onto the back without any falling off. He doesn't want you to have any spills there, Aizawa, or risk falling behind and getting trampled by the beowolf pack and... Baren. Who laughs a lot - ]
Tanuki's taking us somewhere with more room to fuck around!! You coming with...?!
[ . . . is what he says.
What he means is Tanuki-san is taking them to somewhere with less people so that when Baren proceeds to get even more anime about all this, there's less of a chance of someone getting injured at random.
That helpful little Tanuki snout nudge is indeed very appreciated, if--kind of weird, but everything else is just Weird at this point so Aizawa will take some positive weirdness to at least offset the negative weirdness a little bit. In this fashion no unfortunate spills are had, and soon Aizawa is...now sitting astride a giant Tanuki in cowboy gear with a sword.
This is ridiculous.
But what Baren's saying actually somehow manages to be even more ridiculous--]
More room to--you know, that could mean a lot of things! [WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE DETAILED EVERY NOW AND THEN BAREN....but Aizawa is. Now awkwardly unsheathing his sword with the free hand that isn't holding onto Tanuki-san, at this point, because this is just his life now and he's more or less resigned to it after a month of...this.] I'm probably going wherever your tanuki is going, at this point. Just please tell me you actually have a plan of some kind!
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But anyway, not everyone can have anime powers compounded on anime powers. Some people are fortunate in this way, sure--like Baren, apparently--and then there are people like Aizawa, who are very tired and very done with these proceedings, and don't actually have a lot more to their name than a mummy scarf looped over one shoulder, a Very Normal Sword, and cowboy clothing.
Somehow the hat has still been staying on his head. That's probably not going to last much longer.
Aizawa's been picking his way through the city streets, trying to keep to the corners and buildings as opposed to straying too far out in the open, because unlike some people he's less than interested in drawing a hoard of monsters to himself. He'd been doing a very good job of it, too, or...so Aizawa had thought, anyway, until he'd rounded a corner and the veritable pack of Beowolf were on the other side. Swarming around. Chasing a...oh, he remembers this thing, the tanuki--and is that Baren, riding on a wolf back there??
He's shouting. Ah. It sure is.
Honestly the smart thing to do would probably be to turn around and leave immediately, but that would also mean leaving Baren behind. And even if Baren seems to be...having the time of his life??? That's still...something that Aizawa probably shouldn't do, at least until he can confirm that Baren's actually going to be okay over here. It's...sort of difficult to say right now....
But making any headway down this street on foot is pretty much impossible, what with. All the Beowolf, and such. Tanuki-san's right here nearby, at least, so...? Alright, no, you know what. Maybe he will. Maybe he'll climb Tanuki-san after all, because he's done weirder things in the last month at this point. So he's attempting that now, anyway, though in the process he still finds time to shout back--]
That's not my name! [Aizawa has gained like three different nicknames this month already, must he accumulate more...he refuses....] What--do I even want to ask what you're trying to do, here?! [BAREN THIS IS AN ENTIRE PACK OF BEOWOLF DO YOU LIKE...REALIZE THAT.....]
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Climbing on Tanuki-san is easy though, he even gets a helpful little nudge from Tanuki's snout to help him climb onto the back without any falling off. He doesn't want you to have any spills there, Aizawa, or risk falling behind and getting trampled by the beowolf pack and... Baren. Who laughs a lot - ]
Tanuki's taking us somewhere with more room to fuck around!! You coming with...?!
[ . . . is what he says.
What he means is Tanuki-san is taking them to somewhere with less people so that when Baren proceeds to get even more anime about all this, there's less of a chance of someone getting injured at random.
He won't admit that, though.]
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That helpful little Tanuki snout nudge is indeed very appreciated, if--kind of weird, but everything else is just Weird at this point so Aizawa will take some positive weirdness to at least offset the negative weirdness a little bit. In this fashion no unfortunate spills are had, and soon Aizawa is...now sitting astride a giant Tanuki in cowboy gear with a sword.
This is ridiculous.
But what Baren's saying actually somehow manages to be even more ridiculous--]
More room to--you know, that could mean a lot of things! [WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE DETAILED EVERY NOW AND THEN BAREN....but Aizawa is. Now awkwardly unsheathing his sword with the free hand that isn't holding onto Tanuki-san, at this point, because this is just his life now and he's more or less resigned to it after a month of...this.] I'm probably going wherever your tanuki is going, at this point. Just please tell me you actually have a plan of some kind!