Climbing on Tanuki-san is easy though, he even gets a helpful little nudge from Tanuki's snout to help him climb onto the back without any falling off. He doesn't want you to have any spills there, Aizawa, or risk falling behind and getting trampled by the beowolf pack and... Baren. Who laughs a lot - ]
Tanuki's taking us somewhere with more room to fuck around!! You coming with...?!
[ . . . is what he says.
What he means is Tanuki-san is taking them to somewhere with less people so that when Baren proceeds to get even more anime about all this, there's less of a chance of someone getting injured at random.
That helpful little Tanuki snout nudge is indeed very appreciated, if--kind of weird, but everything else is just Weird at this point so Aizawa will take some positive weirdness to at least offset the negative weirdness a little bit. In this fashion no unfortunate spills are had, and soon Aizawa is...now sitting astride a giant Tanuki in cowboy gear with a sword.
This is ridiculous.
But what Baren's saying actually somehow manages to be even more ridiculous--]
More room to--you know, that could mean a lot of things! [WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE DETAILED EVERY NOW AND THEN BAREN....but Aizawa is. Now awkwardly unsheathing his sword with the free hand that isn't holding onto Tanuki-san, at this point, because this is just his life now and he's more or less resigned to it after a month of...this.] I'm probably going wherever your tanuki is going, at this point. Just please tell me you actually have a plan of some kind!
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Climbing on Tanuki-san is easy though, he even gets a helpful little nudge from Tanuki's snout to help him climb onto the back without any falling off. He doesn't want you to have any spills there, Aizawa, or risk falling behind and getting trampled by the beowolf pack and... Baren. Who laughs a lot - ]
Tanuki's taking us somewhere with more room to fuck around!! You coming with...?!
[ . . . is what he says.
What he means is Tanuki-san is taking them to somewhere with less people so that when Baren proceeds to get even more anime about all this, there's less of a chance of someone getting injured at random.
He won't admit that, though.]
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That helpful little Tanuki snout nudge is indeed very appreciated, if--kind of weird, but everything else is just Weird at this point so Aizawa will take some positive weirdness to at least offset the negative weirdness a little bit. In this fashion no unfortunate spills are had, and soon Aizawa is...now sitting astride a giant Tanuki in cowboy gear with a sword.
This is ridiculous.
But what Baren's saying actually somehow manages to be even more ridiculous--]
More room to--you know, that could mean a lot of things! [WOULD IT KILL YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE DETAILED EVERY NOW AND THEN BAREN....but Aizawa is. Now awkwardly unsheathing his sword with the free hand that isn't holding onto Tanuki-san, at this point, because this is just his life now and he's more or less resigned to it after a month of...this.] I'm probably going wherever your tanuki is going, at this point. Just please tell me you actually have a plan of some kind!