[RING RING RING this is a video call now - and Baren is shamelessly Facetiming Aizawa from the hospital. Since now that there's sound and a more complete shot of the surroundings, the soft whirr of machines can probably be heard even behind Baren's voice.]
Hey Z.
Hey Z...!!
Smelly! Stinky! Bad driver! Gorilla man!
[INCREASING IN VOLUME up until Baren just walks up to Zoro's comatose body and shoves his hand against his face, careful not to dislodge the reindeer nose.]
[Oh ok, sure, this is...a video call now....Aizawa squints at this unexpected Facetiming, and this squinting only intensifies as Baren then proceeds to uh. Insult an unconscious Zoro in increasingly loud and creative ways.
But honestly even all that doesn't really get much of a reaction until the literal face-shove--hard enough to dislodge that stupid nose, yes, but apparently still not nearly hard enough to....
Huh?]
Comatose. [Repeated slowly at first, and then Aizawa blinks as the meaning actually, properly sinks in. Dubious squinting turns into a frown as he really, actually looks at the entire image on the screen for the first time.] Why didn't you just say that to start with? --Wait, and when was this, what happened?
[and he'll shrug as he replaces the reindeer nose back on. that's very important to zoro's full ensemble?? don't mind baren he's just gonna nudge zoro over until there's enough room for zoro to just sit on the bed with him.]
You should ask him what happened when he's awake, it's not really my style to spill his shit.
[a punk.... but also a punk who aggressively respects his friends' privacy??]
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he's super still asleep
did no one tell you?
[whO WOULD TELL HIM, BAREN]
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What are you talking about?
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Hey Z.
Hey Z...!!
Smelly! Stinky! Bad driver! Gorilla man!
[INCREASING IN VOLUME up until Baren just walks up to Zoro's comatose body and shoves his hand against his face, careful not to dislodge the reindeer nose.]
Yeah, definitely still out.
Comatose until further notice.
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But honestly even all that doesn't really get much of a reaction until the literal face-shove--hard enough to dislodge that stupid nose, yes, but apparently still not nearly hard enough to....
Huh?]
Comatose. [Repeated slowly at first, and then Aizawa blinks as the meaning actually, properly sinks in. Dubious squinting turns into a frown as he really, actually looks at the entire image on the screen for the first time.] Why didn't you just say that to start with? --Wait, and when was this, what happened?
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[and he'll shrug as he replaces the reindeer nose back on. that's very important to zoro's full ensemble?? don't mind baren he's just gonna nudge zoro over until there's enough room for zoro to just sit on the bed with him.]
You should ask him what happened when he's awake, it's not really my style to spill his shit.
[a punk.... but also a punk who aggressively respects his friends' privacy??]