[Look, last month in general has been an extremely busy and tired blur for Aizawa--small blessings that most of the busyness was on account of Normal life obligations in November, too, nothing Retrospec-related the way October's series of preoccupying disasters had been. December hasn't treated him much more kindly either, so far, between the end of classes for the term fast approaching and his Mystery Eye Affliction starting to act up. Combined with the fact that Aizawa isn't a terribly social person on good days, and well...sometimes things fall through the cracks. Like the fact that he hasn't seen a certain acquaintance in a little while.
So no, it's true, he doesn't actually know Zoro's in a coma. And nobody's actually told him as much yet--until now, anyway.
Kind of.....
Things you don't expect to find on your phone when you're just going about your day minding your own business: a picture, unprompted, of somebody you know in a room that you don't know. Christmas cheer practically drips off the image. Zoro is...asleep? Aizawa stops short, and spends a decent few seconds squinting at his phone, ignoring the stares passerby are making at the expression on his face.
There's no context here, but there is a sender's name attached to the image, and so Aizawa thinks he can glean together exactly what's going on here. At length:]
Thanks? I don't remember ever asking for this, exactly, but I suppose I'll go ahead and save it for future potential blackmailing anyhow. [Is he being sarcastic or is he dead serious...this text won't tell!! More importantly, though--] How long did it take him to attempt murdering you after waking up with all that on him?
[RING RING RING this is a video call now - and Baren is shamelessly Facetiming Aizawa from the hospital. Since now that there's sound and a more complete shot of the surroundings, the soft whirr of machines can probably be heard even behind Baren's voice.]
Hey Z.
Hey Z...!!
Smelly! Stinky! Bad driver! Gorilla man!
[INCREASING IN VOLUME up until Baren just walks up to Zoro's comatose body and shoves his hand against his face, careful not to dislodge the reindeer nose.]
[Oh ok, sure, this is...a video call now....Aizawa squints at this unexpected Facetiming, and this squinting only intensifies as Baren then proceeds to uh. Insult an unconscious Zoro in increasingly loud and creative ways.
But honestly even all that doesn't really get much of a reaction until the literal face-shove--hard enough to dislodge that stupid nose, yes, but apparently still not nearly hard enough to....
Huh?]
Comatose. [Repeated slowly at first, and then Aizawa blinks as the meaning actually, properly sinks in. Dubious squinting turns into a frown as he really, actually looks at the entire image on the screen for the first time.] Why didn't you just say that to start with? --Wait, and when was this, what happened?
[and he'll shrug as he replaces the reindeer nose back on. that's very important to zoro's full ensemble?? don't mind baren he's just gonna nudge zoro over until there's enough room for zoro to just sit on the bed with him.]
You should ask him what happened when he's awake, it's not really my style to spill his shit.
[a punk.... but also a punk who aggressively respects his friends' privacy??]
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So no, it's true, he doesn't actually know Zoro's in a coma. And nobody's actually told him as much yet--until now, anyway.
Kind of.....
Things you don't expect to find on your phone when you're just going about your day minding your own business: a picture, unprompted, of somebody you know in a room that you don't know. Christmas cheer practically drips off the image. Zoro is...asleep? Aizawa stops short, and spends a decent few seconds squinting at his phone, ignoring the stares passerby are making at the expression on his face.
There's no context here, but there is a sender's name attached to the image, and so Aizawa thinks he can glean together exactly what's going on here. At length:]
Thanks? I don't remember ever asking for this, exactly, but I suppose I'll go ahead and save it for future potential blackmailing anyhow. [Is he being sarcastic or is he dead serious...this text won't tell!! More importantly, though--] How long did it take him to attempt murdering you after waking up with all that on him?
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he's super still asleep
did no one tell you?
[whO WOULD TELL HIM, BAREN]
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What are you talking about?
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Hey Z.
Hey Z...!!
Smelly! Stinky! Bad driver! Gorilla man!
[INCREASING IN VOLUME up until Baren just walks up to Zoro's comatose body and shoves his hand against his face, careful not to dislodge the reindeer nose.]
Yeah, definitely still out.
Comatose until further notice.
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But honestly even all that doesn't really get much of a reaction until the literal face-shove--hard enough to dislodge that stupid nose, yes, but apparently still not nearly hard enough to....
Huh?]
Comatose. [Repeated slowly at first, and then Aizawa blinks as the meaning actually, properly sinks in. Dubious squinting turns into a frown as he really, actually looks at the entire image on the screen for the first time.] Why didn't you just say that to start with? --Wait, and when was this, what happened?
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[and he'll shrug as he replaces the reindeer nose back on. that's very important to zoro's full ensemble?? don't mind baren he's just gonna nudge zoro over until there's enough room for zoro to just sit on the bed with him.]
You should ask him what happened when he's awake, it's not really my style to spill his shit.
[a punk.... but also a punk who aggressively respects his friends' privacy??]